Nasal spray
Straight away
Up the nose
And to the brain
Pull my strings
And go insane
Praise the name
Of nasal spray

Come and go
When I blow
Fried and dried
This was my brain
Like a stream
My senses flow
And still addiction
Seems to grow

Nyquil didn't help
Poured it down the drain
Nothing can compare
To my nasal spray
Legal addiction
Wasting my brain
I worship the name
Of nasal spray

In the bathroom
Late at night
Stare into the mirror
At this horrid sight
I should've listened
When they said to stop
Now I'm a nasaholic
And I'm too far gone

And now I can't focus
I can't sleep
My brain it seems
To have forgotten these things
I dream while awake
Doze while I think
And my hopes of escape
Continue to shrink

Nyquil didn't help
Poured it down the drain
Nothing can compare
To my nasal spray
Legal addiction
Wasting my brain
I worship the name
Of nasal spray

I wasted my money
Pissed away my life
And I can't get it back
No matter how I try
My family and friends
Hung me out to dry
And my baby told me
To kiss her ass goodbye

Now I stand alone
With my nasal spray
The only thing left
Since I pissed it all away
Left alone with my demon cross
My nasal bottle, my albatross

Nyquil didn't help
Poured it down the drain
Nothing can compare
To my nasal spray
Legal addiction
Wasting my brain
I worship the name
Of nasal spray

Nasal spray
Straight away
Up the nose
And to the brain